RA Stories: “What’s in your pants?”

One of my most memorable nights as an RA was my first night on duty ever as an RA. A bunch of us (RAs) were hanging out at the front desk just talking when a guy walked by that caught our attention. My senior RA that I was on duty with called him over and asked him what he was doing. He avoided the question by saying that he was leaving and tried to walk away. We asked him to come back because we both noticed something odd in his pants (the front). My senior RA started to laugh a little bit (who could blame him) and asked the resident “what is in your pants?” The resident said that nothing was in his pants and tried to put his sweat shirt in front of himself but there was no hiding it. After the question “what is in your pants” was asked again he pulled a full, unopened, bottle of patron out of the front of his pants. He had to dump it out and then explain to all of his friends waiting outside for him where their alcohol had gone. It was one of the most creative places I have seen someone hide alcohol in my time as an RA.